Updated:
August 25, 2010
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Photo Album of Garland Starnes
of the Châteauroux Air Station Website
"Horse"
- 1959
1960
PARTY TIME
Garland at Goldie's Bar (2nd from right)
Unknown airman; Monique?; Archie Moore (Air
Police) Monique Marie & Garland. Garland was assigned to Supply {BEMO}
when this photo was taken - 1963.
AP BUDDIES
Atop the Eiffel Tower - Left to right: Bob Graf, Joe Cuellar, Jim Riley & John Doyle
Garland Starnes - 2000
GRANDBABIES!
Mikayla Raye was born 12/21/00 - 7-lbs 15-oz & 21 inches long
Grandbaby Mikayla Raye & Garland's wife, Evelyn
- August 2001
And now....there's another one!
ADAM FISHER PRICE
12/20/2003 & weighed 11 lb. 14oz.
Do you suppose they will call him "Horse II" after his grandpa?
Garland is retired and enjoys the good life in North Carolina with his wife, Evelyn. He is a frequent contributor to the website with his wit and comments. Below are some of Garland's jokes and observations.
Open Mind
I try to be open minded, but, I fear my brains will fall out.
Strength Vs. Age
A strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun
of Morris, one of the older workmen. After several minutes, Morris had enough.
"Why don't you put your money where your mouth is?" he said. "I will bet a week's wages that I can haul something in a wheelbarrow over to that outbuilding that you won't be able to wheel back."
Morris reached out and grabbed the wheelbarrow by the handles. Then, nodding to the young man, he said,
"Alright. Get in."
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Why Women Talk So Much
A husband, proving to his wife that women talk more than men, showed her a study which indicated that men use, on the average, only 15,000 words a day, whereas women use 30,000 words a day. She thought about this for a while and then told her husband that women use twice as many words as men because they have to repeat everything they say. Looking stunned, he said, "What?"
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